Many fathers are just not comfortable with sentimentality! Therefore “Father’s Day Funny Poems” are an excellent method of letting that special man know just how much you love him on Father’s Day. Here is a selection of two humorous Fathers Day poems.
The World’s Greatest Father
You are no good at footie, you never score a goal
At golf, the ball never seems to goes into the hole,
You tried your hand at gardening, all the plants ended up dead.
And I have no idea what you do inside your shed!
Photography did not last long, nor did your exercise
Then you discovered the internet, and tried that on for size,
You really seemed to like it but I do have to say,
I did not appreciate eighty emails every day!
Poetry, like music, paintings, sculpture or any work of art, is highly subjective. It is okay to like or dislike any work of art, but to label it as good, bad, right or wrong, strongly suggests that you don’t know what you are talking about.
There is also another, less familiar, way of establishing rhythm in English poetry: counting accents rather than both accents and syllables. Some people may perceive accentual poetry as irregular, and confuse it with free verse. However, unlike free verse, accentual poetry has rules. It has a fixed number of accented (stressed) syllables per line, but the count of unstressed syllables may vary. For example, Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s poem Christabel is accentual poetry: every line has four stressed syllables:
Is the night chilly and dark?
The night is chilly, but not dark.
The thin gray cloud is spread on high …
As you can see, there are four stressed syllables in every line, but the count and position of unstressed syllables vary.
If you are looking for a unique special gift on Father’s Day, it is very worthwhile considering having a personalized poem written just for your father. There are plenty of websites supplying this service, all you have to do are provide some details about your dad- his hobbies, likes, dislikes and any incidents that might come to mind, without completely embarrassing the poor man of course!
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